Who likes taking classes? right? Not because meeting friends and having fun is undesirable but the boring long lectures make you want to just curl up and sleep. So how do people with them? Some cry over their fate while others skip classes. It all depends on your mood and if its to skip classes, then you are in luck. We have compiled a list of excuses you all can use to skip classes, if you have what it takes that is! Check them out below:
1. Develop Your Reputation As A Pants Wetter
Once you soil your pants in class you will become “Special” in the eyes of every teacher. You will be granted a HeadBoy like status whenever you ask to leave the class.
2. Delhi Belly
This is the best way to regularly go out of the class and stay out as long as you like. However, this can be used once in a while. Otherwise the teacher will ask you wear diapers to school.
3. The “I’m About To Throw Up And Need To Leave The Class Immediately To Go To The Toilet So That I Don’t Mess Up The Class” Face
Works every time. No questions asked. No permission needed.
Just tell the teacher you are having an allergic reaction and need to leave for home immediately to take your medicine. Although it is the teacher’s face you are allergic to, but you can make up any other allergy. Best thing about allergy, it requires no medical evidence or rationale.
5. The Principal Ke Office Mein Haziri
There is something about this excuse that teachers always fall for. They will let you go even if they are teaching something important. They won’t even do anything to verify whether you are really called or not.
6. You Had An Accident
This excuse immediately gathers a teachers’ sympathies.
7. “Dadi Mar Gaye”
Classic. Should be tried at least once on every teacher.