1. THE SECRET STALKER
They’ll keep a check on you no matter what. Whether you’re in the washroom, the bed or somewhere out to eat, they prolly know what you are upto.
2. OVER PROTECTIVE AND OVER POSSESSIVE (AND EVERYTHING OVER)
Always asking questions and ordering you where to eat and where not to go. They even despise your friends circle (even if your friends are the same gender as yours).
3. THE ONE WHO’S BUSIER THAN BILL GATES
Never attending your calls? Too busy to reply? Too busy to even bother to say hi?
4. THE ONE WHO’S ALWAYS FAARIGH
They are always texting you. Calling you. Asking you to hangout. Maybe they make the number 3 appear even busier.
4. ALWAYS CRYING AND COMPLAINING
If you don’t have a significant other who doesn’t cry and complain all the time, you need to ask yourself, are you two even in a relationship?
5. THE ONE WHO FANTASIZES EVERYTHING
We are going to have a wedding in Santorini. And kids that have your eyes. And a room that has your scent. And a heaven(read; hell) for both of us.
6. YAAR GHAR WALAY NAHI MAANENGE
If you hear these lines, you’re either going to have a court marriage or a breakup. The latter is more likely.
7. TOO CHEESY
Always trying too hard that they end up having everything look(and sound) indecent and cheap.
8. TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE (LITERALLY)
Buys you presents. Kisses you goodnight. Grants you total freedom. Expects nothing from you. They just don’t exist beb!!!
9. THE CONVERSATION STARTER
Always initiates talk and indulges you into the whole drama.
10. TOO SERIOUS TO TAKE A JOKE
You can’t joke around them. Make funny noises and you’re out pal.
11. THE ONE WHO TAKES NOTHING SERIOUSLY
Tell them that you’re totally freaked out and depressed and they’ll surely make a joke out of it.
12. THE ONE WHO BUYS YOU EVERYTHING
Just name it and you’ll have it. It’s as easy as it gets. (my favourite kind to be honest)
13. WON’T EVEN BUY YOU A PIECE OF CANDY
Hate this kind more than any other. I get the whole independent concept, but fgs don’t be a miser. Birthdays aren’t fun without presents bhae.
14. THE EXPECTANT
This kind expects too much attention. Too much love. Too much care. Too much understanding. But expect a I love you in return from them and you’re doomed for life.